DUMBOIS
we drew some guys on cardboard. that's the whole company. wanna be one?
no experience required. in fact, please don't have any.
meet the bois (they are not okay)
MOLDO
eats the cardboard
GRIMBLY
has no thoughts
SPLONK
professional staring
WEEZ
skull enthusiast
BLANCH
cries on tuesdays
sneak peek (meet your future losses)
a tiny peek at the bois. each one is unique. all of them are bad. the rest stay hidden in the mold.
ULTRA RARE
DUMBOI #1337 "business casual"
has a tie. has no job.- Tieyes
- Haira LOT
- Salary$0
COMMON (sadly)
DUMBOI #0002 "the dad"
concerned about you specifically- Vibedisappointed
- Mouthsmall o
- Brainsold separately
CURSED
DUMBOI #0069 "smiley (threat)"
that is not a friendly smile- Teethtoo many
- Smellwar crime
- Hatno
MID
DUMBOI #0004 "unwell"
minted while crying- Mooddamp
- Shirtflowers (sad)
- IQnegative
the manifesto
(we forgot it)
- 1. think less.
- 2. then think even less than that.
- 3. if a thought appears, draw it on a box and throw the box away.
- 4. the mold is part of the team now. say hi to the mold.
- 5. there is no rule 5. we ate it.
official dumb meter
poke the bois, mint nothing, or mash "D". number means nothing.
DUMB-O-METER0%
press D / poke a boi to begin